The Beacon Spire of Endolantron is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Varg Lazikom with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 46.208 billion Endols are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zacha. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Endol economy, worth an astonishing 12,854 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 278,183 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, funny-looking kids are stood at the front of the classroom for everybody to point and laugh at, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime is totally unknown. Endolantron's national animal is the jommed, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Endolantron is ranked 290,960^th in the world and 21^st in Autropolis for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.25 kickbacks per hour.