The Holy Empire of EMIR EL MUAMININ is a massive, safe nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 4.22 billion EMIR EL MUAMININians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 61.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient EMIR EL MUAMININian economy, worth 422 trillion POUNDS a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,199 POUNDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All alcohol is banned, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, and most barbers are also surgeons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EMIR EL MUAMININ's national animal is the EAGLE, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

EMIR EL MUAMININ is ranked 212,788^th in the world and 85^th in Liberal Democratic Union for Highest Food Quality, scoring 10.95 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.