The Queendom of Elissabat is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 631 million vamplings are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Transylvania. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Elissabatic economy, worth 26.9 trillion diamonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 42,701 diamonds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, and Elissabat has designated Transylvania as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elissabat's national animal is the vampire bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Elissabat is ranked 64,094^th in the world and 19^th in womp for Safest, scoring 98.38 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.