The Fiefdom of ElinTol is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand High Princess EllElin the Infinite with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, unlimited-speed roads, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.114 billion ElinTolians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ElinTolopolis Sponsored by Funland Inc. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.2%.

The frighteningly efficient ElinTolian economy, worth a remarkable 5,313 trillion Kells a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 189,014 Kells, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage, the police have taken to prying guns out of the cold fingers of ElinTolians, and hunters often become the hunted. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ElinTol's national animal is the Red Squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Me.

ElinTol is ranked 332,249^th in the world and 50^th in Atlantis for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -36.08 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.