The Kingdom of Elegant Thomas is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning Pug population. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 9.266 billion Elegant Thomasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 40.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Elegant Thomasian economy, worth 255 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 27,561 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Gambling is outlawed. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Elegant Thomas's national animal is the Pug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Elegant Thomas is ranked 127,133^rd in the world and 1,459^th in eta for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.