The Serene Republic of Tolfaer is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Brandon Took with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and parental licensing program. The compassionate population of 9.993 billion Tolfaerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tolfaer City. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tolfaerian economy, worth 998 trillion Airoes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,926 Airoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs, Tolfaerian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tolfaer's national animal is the salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Ilúvatarism.

Tolfaer is ranked 210,249^th in the world and 513^th in The Wellspring for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 27,579.64 Standard Monetary Units.