Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,829thMost Stationary: 5,884thLargest Populations: 8,232nd
The Plastic Paradise of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Go on, nudge the monkey.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Good

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Elbow Monkey

Population28.78 billion

CapitalMonkey Jungle
Faithhand-holding

Currencybarrel
Animalmonkey

The Plastic Paradise of Elbow Monkey is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 28.78 billion Elbow Monkeys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Jungle. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Elbow Monkeyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,232 trillion barrels a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 77,578 barrels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, tourists call Elbow Monkeyian beach towns "the fine coastline", the fattest folk in Elbow Monkey look to be the happiest ones, and viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elbow Monkey's national animal is the monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is hand-holding.

Elbow Monkey is ranked 184,948th in the world and 8th in Redundant Realm of Redundancy for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 857.38 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,829thMost Stationary: 5,884thLargest Populations: 8,232ndLargest Retail Industry: 8,364thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,988thHighest Economic Output: 14,160thTop
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Safest: 22,607thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,136thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,378thMost Rebellious Youth: 32,626th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the region

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