The Plastic Paradise of Elbow Monkey is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 28.78 billion Elbow Monkeys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Jungle. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Elbow Monkeyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,232 trillion barrels a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 77,578 barrels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, tourists call Elbow Monkeyian beach towns "the fine coastline", the fattest folk in Elbow Monkey look to be the happiest ones, and viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elbow Monkey's national animal is the monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is hand-holding.
Elbow Monkey is ranked 184,948th in the world and 8th in Redundant Realm of Redundancy for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 857.38 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Elbow Monkey, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
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Elbow Monkey agreed to construct embassies between Redundant Realm of Redundancy and New Luxmembourgorn.
- : Following new legislation in
Elbow Monkey, the fattest folk in Elbow Monkey look to be the happiest ones.
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Elbow Monkey proposed constructing embassies between Redundant Realm of Redundancy and Quesbia World 2.
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Elbow Monkey proposed constructing embassies between Redundant Realm of Redundancy and Womp.
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Elbow Monkey proposed constructing embassies between Redundant Realm of Redundancy and True Duck people.
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Elbow Monkey was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Following new legislation in
Elbow Monkey, tourists call Elbow Monkeyian beach towns "the fine coastline".
- : Following new legislation in
Elbow Monkey, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
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Elbow Monkey proposed constructing embassies between Redundant Realm of Redundancy and 000.

















