The Most Serene Republic of Eiuoa is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Sargent Peter Piper Pepper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 13.534 billion Eiuoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Razzle Dazzle City. The average income tax rate is 65.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Eiuoan economy, worth 296 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 21,930 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, Sargent Peter Piper Pepper is the self-declared God of all Eiuoa, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, and Sargent Peter Piper Pepper's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eiuoa's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mystic Pot Smokers.

Eiuoa is ranked 134,837^th in the world and 1^st in Checkerboard for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 733.2 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.