The United Socialist Republics of Egorka is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Molniya Dyatlova IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 13.638 billion Egorkans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Egorka Oblast. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Egorkan economy, worth a remarkable 2,917 trillion Guggies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 213,939 Guggies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God", this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Egorka's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Egorka is ranked 5,527^th in the world and 8^th in USSR for Highest Food Quality, scoring 199.83 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.