The Very Democratic Democracy of Eggtoddy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dr Robotnik with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.348 billion Eggggs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Education and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.4%.

The all-consuming eggiingiging economy, worth 300 trillion kitchen tables a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 127,957 kitchen tables, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 624,843 per year while the poor average 15,066, a ratio of 41.5 to 1.

Sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos, one-upping each other in conversation is strictly prohibited, and calling dibs is an unalienable right. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eggtoddy's national animal is the spinkig glutenintolerant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is egg.

Eggtoddy is ranked 304,072^nd in the world and 11,670^th in Lazarus for Most Accessible, scoring 49.52 on the Keller-Reeve Index.