The Kingdom of Edlibor is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by King Landon Vonvidil XXI with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 19.904 billion Edlibors are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caliton. The average income tax rate is 70.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Edlibor economy, worth a remarkable 2,516 trillion Rodins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 126,437 Rodins, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed, teachers flinch when students raise their hands too quickly, and the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Edlibor's national animal is the Cursuler Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Edlibor is ranked 28,184^th in the world and 9^th in Aceon for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 992.62 on the Clooney Contribution Index.