The United Realms of Economic Machine is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.966 billion Miners are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chuglass Idaho. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Minecraft economy, worth 315 trillion minecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 106,401 minecoins, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Economic Machine in an international press conference, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits, and the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Economic Machine's national animal is the Money, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Economic Machine is ranked 311,806^th in the world and 2^nd in Chicken Jockey for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -8.94 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.