The Most Serene Republic of East Aloyarc is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Crayon Empress with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate population of 18.18 billion Aloyarcians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cerulean City. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse East Aloyarcian economy, worth a remarkable 1,633 trillion crayons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 89,835 crayons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, the government funds large training centres to turn platypuses into functioning members of society, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, and students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Aloyarc's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Reasonablism.

East Aloyarc is ranked 2,362^nd in the world and 52^nd in the Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 11,396.18 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.