| Population | 3.387 billion |
| Capital | Chicago Mercantile Exchange |
| Currency | dollars |
| Animal | contract |
The Republic of E-mini SP 500 Future is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 3.387 billion E-mini SP 500 Futureans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicago Mercantile Exchange. The average income tax rate is 53.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming E-mini SP 500 Futurean economy, worth 410 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,076 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, and foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. E-mini SP 500 Future's national animal is the contract, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
E-mini SP 500 Future is ranked 89,069th in the world and 438th in OTC Markets for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,699.03 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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E-mini SP 500 Future was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
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E-mini SP 500 Future, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
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E-mini SP 500 Future, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
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E-mini SP 500 Future, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
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E-mini SP 500 Future, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story.
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E-mini SP 500 Future, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
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E-mini SP 500 Future was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
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E-mini SP 500 Future, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
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E-mini SP 500 Future, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
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E-mini SP 500 Future, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows.





























