The Queen's State of Dzizes is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 30.24 billion Dzizesians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 60.9%.

The Dzizesian economy, worth 887 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 29,318 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is illegal and voting is voluntary. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dzizes's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dzizes is ranked 230,891^st in the world and 1^st in Badland for Nicest Citizens, with 9.76 average smiles per day.