
| Population | 23.463 billion |
| Leader | Prefect Flaithri Tinsh |
| Faith | Vorchism |
| Currency | Ranec |
| Animal | armadillo |
The Disputed Territories of Dumbach is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prefect Flaithri Tinsh with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.463 billion Dumbachians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Dumbachian economy, worth a remarkable 3,637 trillion Ranecs a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,039 Ranecs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 552,691 per year while the poor average 31,282, a ratio of 17.7 to 1.
Facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy, diplomats expel enough hot air to cause forest fires, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, and having only one wallet stolen in a day is considered a cause for celebration. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dumbach's national animal is the armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vorchism.
Dumbach is ranked 235,129th in the world and 1st in Celtia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.26 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Dumbach, having only one wallet stolen in a day is considered a cause for celebration.
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Dumbach, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips.
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Dumbach, diplomats expel enough hot air to cause forest fires.
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Dumbach, facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy.
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Dumbach, people are now buried six inches under.
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Dumbach, legend has it Prefect Flaithri Tinsh's shower singing echoes through the halls of government.
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Dumbach, cave paintings are back in vogue.
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Dumbach, elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares.
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Dumbach, in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight.
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Dumbach, factories churn out smog to make statues commemorating environmentalism.


























