The Kingdom of Dukradi is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Azikeel Hughes with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.898 billion Dukradians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dukradian economy, worth a remarkable 1,058 trillion Dukradi Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,430 Dukradi Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Days begin with afternoon tea, Arms Manufacturing facilities are being turned into Eagle habitats, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dukradi's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Dukradi is ranked 283,459^th in the world and 10,603^rd in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -396.97 on the Scary Big Number Scale.