The Republic of Dublin Liffey is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Joe Mama with an iron fist, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.093 billion Dubliners are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donegal. The average income tax rate is 33.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dublin Liffeyian economy, worth 292 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 94,407 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Government spokespeople are working overtime trying to convince concerned citizens that Joe Mama is not a crook, Joe Mama claims no responsibility for what Joe Mama's government does, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and snap elections are called whenever there's a chance to increase Joe Mama's majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dublin Liffey's national animal is the Red Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dublin Liffey is ranked 52,530^th in the world and 3,162^nd in Balder for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 141.73 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.