The Stealth Commando of Dubajev is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tatiana Zenik with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.763 billion Dubajevians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kasternik. The average income tax rate is 13.6%.

The strong Dubajevian economy, worth 473 trillion bahtas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,986 bahtas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Muggers are complimented on their enterprising spirit, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, the government is lending a hand to private industry, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dubajev's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dubajev is ranked 232,523^rd in the world and 9,878^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.68 law-abiding acts per hour.