The Fruity Dyno-Bties of Dua New is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.152 billion Dyno-Bites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dyno-Bites City. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dyno-Bites economy, worth a remarkable 3,400 trillion Dyno-Bites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 240,262 Dyno-Bites, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

There's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dua New's national animal is the Krayt Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fruity Dyno-Bites.

Dua New is ranked 281,288^th in the world and 10,724^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -355.07 on the Scary Big Number Scale.