The Supreme Chaos of Drunk driving is pretty based is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by the big lad in charge with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.511 billion Drunk drivers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Drunkyard. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Drunk drivian economy, worth a remarkable 1,790 trillion Car Accidents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 324,842 Car Accidents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends billions to protect Drunk driving is pretty based from a disaster that is one in a million, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, and only government officials may operate computers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunk driving is pretty based's national animal is the Alcoholic Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is cult of the drunk.

Drunk driving is pretty based is ranked 313,019^th in the world and 28^th in Chaos land for Smartest Citizens, with 0.39 quips per hour.