The Bureaucratic technocracy of Driarius is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by High technocrat with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.411 billion Driariusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miltuhrm. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Driariusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,727 trillion Constellations a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 233,065 Constellations, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The real art was the AI friends we made along the way, '.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Driariusian websites are meant for liberals or conservatives, the saying "when pigs fly" has been changed to "when the lights work", and international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (Driarius has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Driarius's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Driarius is ranked 2,475^th in the world and 125^th in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 11,202.82 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.