The Empire of Drexon is a small, orderly nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 32 million Drexonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.5%.

The strong Drexonian economy, worth 1.84 trillion Drexes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 57,455 Drexes, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, jollity-related fatalities are on the increase, and the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue". Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drexon's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drexon is ranked 110,452^nd in the world and 47^th in UEPU Federal Republic for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 786.59 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.