The Republic of Drewzistan is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by DrewTheDude with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.996 billion Drewzistanis live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drewtown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Drewzistani economy, worth 836 trillion Drewish Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 104,586 Drewish Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 423,194 per year while the poor average 17,228, a ratio of 24.6 to 1.

Exiled racists are enjoying their retirement in exotic lands, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, Drewzistanis refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, and equality looks curiously unequal. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Drewzistan's national animal is the Drewish Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Drewism.

Drewzistan is ranked 32,379^th in the world and 9^th in Voidwolf for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,219.39 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.