The Socialist Federal Republic of Turco-Bulgaria is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Comrade Ivaylo Damyanov Daskalov with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.676 billion Turco-Bulgarians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bulgargrad. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Turco-Bulgarian economy, worth 375 trillion levs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 80,211 levs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, the government has been criticized for giving away Turco-Bulgaria's territory to anyone who claims it, and treason is relative. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turco-Bulgaria's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Turco-Bulgaria is ranked 6,353^rd in the world and 10^th in Geopolity for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 58.24 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.