The State of Dreimonatig is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 36.59 billion Dreimonatigians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Industry, Public Transport, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Defense aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The very strong Dreimonatigian economy, worth a remarkable 1,845 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 50,440 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,511 per year while the poor average 8,281, a ratio of 24.7 to 1.

Dreimonatig's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, surveillance cameras are banned, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dreimonatig's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dreimonatig is ranked 259,552^nd in the world and 1^st in Dreimonatig for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.