The Colony of Drag Queen is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by RuPaul with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.596 billion Drag Queenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RuPaul. The average income tax rate is 51.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Drag Queenian economy, worth 440 trillion Diamonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is 30,169 Diamonds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas. Crime is totally unknown. Drag Queen's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drag.

Drag Queen is ranked 255,331^st in the world and 14^th in Gay Equality for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.2 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.