The Dictatorship of Draculga is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Mazar with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, public floggings, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.259 billion Draculgans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dhulan Adel. The average income tax rate is 66.8%.

The strong Draculgan economy, worth 95.5 trillion Dhuls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 75,820 Dhuls, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Mazar has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, Mazar is the self-declared God of all Draculga, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, and greased palms have made Mazar's office smell like gravy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Draculga's national animal is the Afiki, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Draculga is ranked 287,230^th in the world and 17^th in Banfield for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -9.15 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.