The Rogue Nation of DOSistan is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 1.124 billion DOSistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Education, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 59.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish DOSistanian economy, worth 30.7 trillion DOSpennies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 27,280 DOSpennies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, the death penalty has been reintroduced, and children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DOSistan's national animal is the you, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DOSistan is ranked 223,789^th in the world and 1,154^th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -1.18 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.