
| Population | 3.718 billion |
| Capital | Central Dormiens |
| Leader | The National Supreme Council |
| Currency | Dormiensi Kail |
| Animal | Sloth |
The Eternal Reborn Free Lands of Dormiens is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The National Supreme Council with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, soft-spoken computers, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.718 billion Dormiensis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Dormiens. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.8%.
The thriving Dormiensian economy, worth 267 trillion Dormiensi Kails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 71,940 Dormiensi Kails, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.
Hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, and children seem to be getting better at lying these days. Crime is moderate. Dormiens's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Dormiens is ranked 302,525th in the world and 2,920th in the Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.17 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Dormiens, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
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Dormiens, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.
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Dormiens, petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about.
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Dormiens, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.
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Dormiens, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
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Dormiens was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
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Dormiens, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
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Dormiens, Dormiensis suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
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Dormiens, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
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Dormiens was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".









