The Hegemony of Dontaria is a titanic, cultured nation, remarkable for its closed borders, digital currency, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 19.97 billion Dontarians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prage. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Dontarian economy, worth an astonishing 18,639 trillion labour tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 933,371 labour tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dontaria's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Dontaria is ranked 328,019th in the world and 38th in Right to Life for Safest, scoring 4.08 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
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Dontaria, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
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Dontaria, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
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Dontaria, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
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Dontaria, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
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Dontaria, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
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Dontaria, the Dontarian war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners.
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Dontaria, the image of Dontaria's future is just a picture from last century.
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Dontaria, vacationing Dontarians expect to be treated as royalty.
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Dontaria, pootling steam trains carry delighted tourists and frustrated businessmen from city to city at a snail's pace.
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Dontaria, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.




































































































