The Republik of Dong Chong Gone is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Mev Schneider with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.028 billion Irmanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monäßiø. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.1%.

The powerhouse Irmanic economy, worth 369 trillion Donßmarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 91,651 Donßmarks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 345,111 per year while the poor average 16,972, a ratio of 20.3 to 1.

Emergency vehicles have built-in nudge bars to give uncooperative drivers a "gentle" push, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and national foreign policy involves significant amounts of hand wringing. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dong Chong Gone's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Dong Chong Gone is ranked 110,653^rd in the world and 146^th in The League for Most Developed, scoring 59.63 on the Human Development Index.