The Dudes of Dolomite Junimos is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its digital currency, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.831 billion Dolomite Junimosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 39.6%.

The very strong Dolomite Junimosian economy, worth 713 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,136 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, the nation's mettle is about to be tested, and pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dolomite Junimos's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dolomite Junimos is ranked 266,300^th in the world and 2^nd in The Dude for Highest Drug Use, scoring 42.18 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.