The Smoking Muzzle of Dohnnra is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory gun ownership, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 49.449 billion Dohnnrans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Industry and Welfare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The all-consuming Dohnnran economy, worth a remarkable 3,991 trillion almighty dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 80,712 almighty dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 456,821 per year while the poor average 6,987, a ratio of 65.4 to 1.

billions of almighty dollars are being blown on orbital weapons development, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and gun ownership is compulsory. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dohnnra's national animal is the sharp shooter, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dohnnra is ranked 73,680^th in the world and 6^th in United Nations for Most Developed, scoring 69.25 on the Human Development Index.