The Nya of Dogeland is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Gonk Droid with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 17.169 billion Doges are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dogeville. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Doge economy, worth a remarkable 3,656 trillion Dogecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 212,987 Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A video of Gonk Droid wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, the car industry has been kicked into one-gear, animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild, and dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dogeland's national animal is the Artificial Crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Dogeland is ranked 7,978^th in the world and 23^rd in Starlight for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 9,284.33 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.