The Kingdom of Dogea is a tiny, pleasant nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9 million Dogeans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The strong Dogean economy, worth 560 billion Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 62,317 Coins, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Punitive tariffs protect local industry, euthanasia is illegal, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dogea's national animal is the Dog.

Dogea is ranked 288,433^rd in the world and 1^st in The Empire of dogea for Highest Drug Use, scoring 25.04 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.