The Republic of Djas33 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 4.076 billion Djas33ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Djas33ian economy, worth 151 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,165 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic, and balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Djas33's national animal is the kangaroo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Djas33 is ranked 246,468^th in the world and 6^th in Pharloom Citadel for Highest Drug Use, scoring 56.97 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.