The Republic of Djas13 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and state-planned economy. The cynical population of 4.456 billion Djas13ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 48.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Djas13ian economy, worth 334 trillion wwwwwws a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 75,018 wwwwwws, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, parents dread their examinations more than their children, victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand, and wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Djas13's national animal is the wwwwww, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Djas13 is ranked 232,587^th in the world and 3^rd in the Front for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.37 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.