The Federational Monarchy of Divaroli is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by King Freidrich with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 5.241 billion Divarolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marentuicus. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Divarolian economy, worth 489 trillion Kantons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,418 Kantons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, when shaking hands with foreign leaders King Freidrich wears an armoured gauntlet, cops in Marentuicus spend much of their time napping on a park bench next to Embassy Row, and election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Divaroli's national animal is the King Cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judistianity.

Divaroli is ranked 310,770^th in the world and 77^th in Rosaria for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 22.18 on the Bus Surprisal Index.