October 19, 2014, 5:30 PM (Interplanetary press release)

Attention United Federation of Planets:

It appears we may be having some unwanted visitors in a few days, but don't worry, Zombies are far less dangerous than raiders, and smell better too.

A little explanation about a couple of things that aren't obvious:

1. To help other regions, you must visit that region, and choose whether to attack, cure, or join the zombies.

2. Updates to news are not shown as new news, so you need to check the news to see what is going on.

My advisers forgot to tell me this information last year, and things went badly.

If you have Zombie Citizens in your region, make sure they are identified clearly so they are not attacked while this is going on. They are immune to the worst of the attack from the feral Zombies, and may be your best soldiers in this fight.

Head of Council Blackadder

October 27, 2014, 6:00 PM (Local press release)

Living and Undead citizens of Disco Empire. The threat of Rogue Zombies looms near once again. As we speak scientists are researching a cure for this strange new breed of Zombism. Reports form other sectors indicate that all previous cures are useless against this threat.

Your Leader, President Blackadder, has asked me once again to lead the war effort against the Rogue Zombies. My troops are awaiting orders. They are immune to the virus, and may be identified by their red and black tie-dyed uniforms with skulls on the back.

A completely new communications system has been installed to prevent the problems of last year. We have made arrangement for those working in communications to remains at their workplaces until the threat is over.

Non-emergency workers should remain at their homes for the duration of the threat.

Yours in Death,
mmummmrgh (courtesy of Mr. Grimm, translator)

October 29, 2013, 9:15 PM (Interplanetary press release)

The Zombie attack have reached Disco Empire, of the United Federation of Planets. We are researching a cure. Please contact Deputy Minister mmummmrgh if you have question, or need assistance.

Head of Council Blackadder

October 29, 2013, 9:30 PM (Local press release)

The pending rogue Zombie attacks have reached the planet. These are feral, rogue zombies, and are extremely dangerous. Citizens of Disco Empire are asked to stay calm and remain indoors.

These are not common zombies, and do not respond to the normal treatments that render the Zombism a controllable disease. We are working around the clock to research a way to calm these feral zombies. In the meantime, teams have been dispatched to handle the threats that these creatures are causing.

I ask the citizens to remember, that the zombies that have become part of our society are not the danger. This is a new breed of Zombie, one causing problems all over the entire known universe. The citizen Zombies are a great help to the effort in stopping the dangerous Zombies. They are immune to the virus, so are invaluable as soldiers and medical staff.

I am trusting Deputy Minister mmummmrgh in leading the war effort. He knows more about the threat than anyone, and will also assure that the rights of the citizen Zombies are not forgotten.

President Blackadder

October 29, 2013, 9:40 PM (Local press release)

Living and Undead citizens of Disco Empire. A new breed of Zombie is upon us and a true danger. I ask that non-emergency personnel stay in their homes, and that the solders and scientists work to protect the families and safety of the region.

I have asked the citizen Zombies to assist with the emergency effort, and they have been doing an exemplary job. These zombies are not a danger, please do not attack them. We have provided them with uniforms so they may be easily identified.

I thank you with your patience in delaying Halloween festivities. Not surprisingly, we have delayed the annual 5K Zombie Lurch, raising money for the wild Zombie refuges. We will still hold this later, and you can be assured the feral Zombie refuges are well guarded at the moment.

I ask everyone to remain calm, and not lose your heads. The hospital are overworked at the moment, and there will be delays in reattaching them.

Yours in Death,
mmummmrgh (courtesy of Miss Bleak, translator)

October 29, 2013, 10:15 PM (Local press release via 'Really Real True Accurate News')

Despite the Zombie attacks that have been ravaging the entire region, noted ally of Disco Empire, G C Bakura, currently ranks 5th happiest of all of Lazarus. They claim to be researching a cure, but seem far too happy about the invasion. Zombie conspirators, or just extremely chill? We will keep you informed with the latest.

October 29, 2013, 11:22 PM (Local press release)

All Defense forces, be on the lookout for this rogue Zombie at large-

We believe his name is mmrrrrug.

A witness, who drew the picture for us, barely escaped capture by distracting him with music. The witness describes him as fast, smelly, and possessing an excellent sense of rhythm.

He is considered to be armed (two, both functional,) and dangerous.

October 30, 2013, 5:00 AM (Local press release)

Attention Agricultural Sector!

All farmers using agricultural androids or robots without attack or defense abilities are ordered to set the orders to "milk all hostiles." This won't kill the zombies, but does some damage, and surprises them enough to slow them down.

October 30, 2013, 7:10 AM (Local press release via 'Really Real True Accurate News')

This is the end!!!! The Gods hate us, and have sent the demons!! Repent your sins and be saved!!

October 30, 2013, 9:07 AM (Local press release via 'Really Real True Accurate News')

Brains!!! Brains!!!! Urrgh...

October 30, 2013, 6:30 PM (Interplanetary press release)

As per previous orders, Androids and citizen Zombies now are filling essential positions. Please stay away from the planet, everything is under control. Order is being restored at a sufficient rate..

October 30, 2013, 6:50 PM (Interplanetary press release)

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mmummmrgh

October 30, 2013, 6:33 PM (Interplanetary press release)

All reports that the situation on Disco Empire is out of control is complete false. The Androids are restoring order.

The Zombie Attacks of April 1, 2013

My fellow residents of the United Federation of Planets.

Yesterday, there was a great victory tragedy in our region. Hoards of glorious hideous zombies attacked our region (Hurrah!) and all regions of NationStates, causing the populous to wet themselves and run screaming in terror to take arms against the zombie threat, wielding both weapons and science against the harmless horrible zombie threat.

The noble citizens were successful at repelling the zombie threat (NOT!), but this success did not come without losses. These meals heroes will never be forgotten, as they will live on, lurching around aimlessly in our hearts, minds and legends.

I ask the citizens to remember this day in reverence. ...and to remember, that even if zombies don't have brains, they do have feelings. Mmm... braaains....