The Dominion of Disco Empire is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Head of Council Blackadder with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 35.443 billion Disco Empireans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heartland. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Disco Empirean economy, worth an astonishing 18,934 trillion grooves a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 534,211 grooves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spares every expense for national defence, the only way for immigrants to get into office is as a janitor, history lessons resemble a who's-who and how's-how of crime, and sporting events are the biggest source of funding for Disco Empirean schools. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Disco Empire's national animal is the disco duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Disco Empire is ranked 2,590^th in the world and 1^st in Federation of Planets Headquarters for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 15,160.46 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.