Population | 29.992 billion |
Capital | Heartland |
Leader | Head of Council Blackadder |
Currency | groove |
Animal | disco duck |
The Dominion of Disco Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Head of Council Blackadder with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 29.992 billion Disco Empireans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heartland. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Disco Empirean economy, worth an astonishing 15,881 trillion grooves a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 529,528 grooves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments", election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, Disco Empirean actors literally work from cradle to grave, and scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Disco Empire's national animal is the disco duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Disco Empire is ranked 13,507th in the world and 2nd in Federation of Planets Headquarters for Most Stationary, with 1,897.05945949228 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Disco Empire, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
- : Following new legislation in Disco Empire, Disco Empirean actors literally work from cradle to grave.
- : Following new legislation in Disco Empire, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
- : Following new legislation in Disco Empire, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments".
- : Following new legislation in Disco Empire, the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies.
- : Following new legislation in Disco Empire, living well is no longer the best kind of revenge.
- : Following new legislation in Disco Empire, reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic.
- : Following new legislation in Disco Empire, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
- : Following new legislation in Disco Empire, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Disco Empire, gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away.