The Most Handsome Array of Dingbats is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Brownian Motion with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.745 billion Dingbats are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Airport Ramada. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dingbat economy, worth a remarkable 7,789 trillion doglegs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 358,212 doglegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, and Brownian Motion has been known to make speeches in fishing waders. Crime is totally unknown. Dingbats's national animal is the earthworm, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dingbats is ranked 449^th in the world and 6^th in the Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 20,399.04 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.