The Owion of Diffyliffy is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 986 million Diffyliffyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Owion City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.5%.

The strong Diffyliffyian economy, worth 43.0 trillion rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,656 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, and pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diffyliffy's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Diffyliffy is ranked 108,859^th in the world and 1^st in Diffyliffy for Safest, scoring 79.42 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.