The Kingdom of Diffyliffy is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 293 million Diffyliffyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Owion City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The Diffyliffyian economy, worth 10.1 trillion rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,544 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, the Diffyliffyian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, patriots insist that size does matter, and grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Diffyliffy's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Diffyliffy is ranked 125,019^th in the world and 2^nd in Diffyliffy for Highest Food Quality, scoring 20.9 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.