The Bubbalandi Puppet of Dienot is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.356 billion Dienotians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sochus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The strong Dienotian economy, worth 76.6 trillion Ubbs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 56,485 Ubbs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 368,853 per year while the poor average 3,414, a ratio of 108 to 1.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high and Dienot has designated Sochus as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dienot's national animal is the Gray Walrus.

Dienot is ranked 76,250^th in the world and 1^st in Bubbalandi world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,708.08 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.