The Super Bubba Federal Republic of Bubbalandi is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bubba the Great with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, enforced nudity, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.887 billion Bubbas are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heli. The average income tax rate is 8.5%.

The strong Bubbalandian economy, worth 131 trillion Ubbs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 69,854 Ubbs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, news programs are delivered by men in gold suits spinning a wheel, women who leak pus from infected wounds are told to suck it up, and they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bubbalandi's national animal is the Bubbalandian Walrus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Bubbaism.

Bubbalandi is ranked 154,139^th in the world and 125^th in Corsair for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.66 kickbacks per hour.