The Super Bubba Federal Republic of Bubbalandi is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bubba the Great with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, enforced nudity, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.342 billion Bubbas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heli. The average income tax rate is 9.7%.

The strong Bubbalandian economy, worth 176 trillion Ubbs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is 75,520 Ubbs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Women who leak pus from infected wounds are told to suck it up, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre, and bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bubbalandi's national animal is the Bubbalandian Walrus and its national religion is Bubbaism.

Bubbalandi is ranked 313,691^st in the world and 2^nd in Bubbalandi world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -9.12 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.