The Ferocious Cat Empire of Diabolical Felines is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Asbo with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.892 billion Diabolical Felinesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Diabolical Felinesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,695 trillion Loaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,064 Loaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age, a mayoral candidate backed by Emperor Asbo recently won re-election with 110% of the vote, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, and blue bloods are welcome in Diabolical Felines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diabolical Felines's national animal is the Sinister Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Diabolical Felines is ranked 2,625^th in the world and 154^th in Lazarus for Most Secular, with 99.08 Atheism Rate.