The Empire of Deutsch Heimat is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 564 million Deutsches are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of goldene Stadt der Träume. The average income tax rate is 56.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Deutsch economy, worth 27.6 trillion Goldmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 48,960 Goldmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, re-education centers are being added to most prisons, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, and the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deutsch Heimat's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Deutsch Heimat is ranked 117,937^th in the world and 1^st in King Kalufs Cavemen for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 43.68 on the Kitten Softness Rating.