The Republic of Desyerland is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 18 million Desyerlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 26.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The developing Desyerlandian economy, worth 698 billion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Cheese Exports, Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 38,833 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Desyerland's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Desyerland is ranked 146,923^rd in the world and 49^th in Wintercrest for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 794.75 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.