The Power and Glory of Desecraton is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by cheats with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.144 billion inverse cheats are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wúlkshæmr. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient indecent economy, worth a remarkable 4,947 trillion wideawake hats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 349,815 wideawake hats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, Desecraton's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region, and the banshee wail foretells skies of death. Crime is totally unknown. Desecraton's national animal is the unicorn of love, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is indecency.

Desecraton is ranked 331,581^st in the world and 39^th in Right to Life for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 16.3 on the Bus Surprisal Index.