The People's Republic of Deified Ideals is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Regency with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, aversion to nipples, and national health service. The compassionate, devout population of 21.731 billion Deified Idealists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iustitia. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ideal economy, worth a remarkable 4,023 trillion Shiny Beads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 185,134 Shiny Beads, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares, and it is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deified Ideals's national animal is the Meme, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mild Panic.

Deified Ideals is ranked 4,374^th in the world and 3^rd in USSD for Most Accessible, scoring 836.64 on the Keller-Reeve Index.